5. Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward), 6/30/2011

We'll admit, we don't really co-sign this planking movement at all. Destroying your entire kitchen just to stunt for your followers doesn't' seem worth it. But you know Dwight Howard does everything big (II), so of course he'd pull this fuckery that only a star NBA player could get away with. OK, OK. You win, Dwight.