WIFEY: Candice Parker
COMPLEX SAYS:
 When you're a permanent fixture on the bench who also happens to have one of the ugliest domes in the NBA, you would think that two negatives wouldn't attract a positive. But somehow Shelden has defied the odds and hooked himself up with one of the WNBA's hottest and highest paid players, Candice Parker. FOH, basic logic. Algebra, FTW!