SMH. Yeah, this Anthony Weiner fella is pretty much a lame duck at this point. Though he hasn't officially resigned yet, you know you're toast when your story inspires a cheesy minor league baseball promotion. And that's exactly what Weiner has done.

The St. Paul Saints have put together a promotion for July 23—aka "National Hot Dog Day"—where they'll be giving away "Tweeting Weiner Boxer Shorts" to the first 1501 fans in attendance. The boxers feature an illustration of a blue bird taking a photo of a "weiner" with a cell phone (get it???). Damn, dude—did you really just get ethered on a pair of boxer shorts!? Time to throw in the towel. [via SportsGrid]