YEARS: 1968-81

Unseld is one of the all-time greats: Rookie of the Year, MVP (in the same season, no less), 1978 Finals MVP, and at just 6'7", one of the toughest, meanest centers in the game's history (as evidenced by the ice grill in this photo). It's said he modeled his tenacious game after his eyebrows, which were constantly fending off attempts by his proceeding hairline to take over his entire frickin' face. "The eyes! Don't let them get to the eyes!"