The Fast and Furious franchise is a guilty pleasure that many of us choose not to admit to. As ridiculous as some of the stunts and plot twists are, we still watch time and time again. Now, with Fast Five dropping this weekend, news-spoof site The Onion has gotten to the bottom of it all. Check out the exclusive interview with Chris Morgan, the five-year-old screenwriter of the film, whose recipe for box-office success was simple: "I wanted the cars to drive fast, and some of them to explode." And to the real dude on the credits, ease up and have a laugh. You know they got you!

[The Onion via Autoblog]