We're not sure what's sadder: That Dwight "Doc" Gooden still can't get his life together enough to kick the alcohol and drug habits that have plagued him for more than 25 years now—or that the former MLB pitcher's star has fallen so far that he's now considered to be the same type of Z-list "celebrity" as Lindsay Lohan's dad, Jeremy Jackson (aka Hobie from Baywatch), and the White House party crashers. That's right—Gooden will reportedly be one of the celebs taking part in season five of Celebrity Rehab. Sorry, Doc. But it sounds like you are the one that struck out this time. Sad. [via TMZ]