By now, you've no doubt heard that Charlie Sheen turned himself into a human sound byte on ABC, NBC, TMZ, and just about any other channel that would have him yesterday. The way we saw things, dude was just begging for a slot—or rather, slots—on a future Complex soundboard. But our favorite quote of the day? Sheen channeling "the great Allen Iverson" after being asked if he'd ever missed a day of work. Uhhh, wait: What are we talking about here again, Charlie!? [via Boxden]