To help promote his upcoming mini-movie, The Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant sat down with Conan O'Brien last night to talk about the origin of his nickname (which we still don't really understand), the role that Bruce Willis and Kanye West played in the flick, Phil Jackson's strange locker room behavior (lighting sticks of sage?!) and, of course, his long-running rivalry with Shaq. #ShotsFired. (insert your own "Tell me how my ass taste!" joke here) [YouTube]