WIFEY OF: Shelden Williams, Boston Celtics
COMPLEX SAYS: The question is not whether Shelden will have an impact in Finals--we know he won't. The real question is, how did this scrub manage to bag perhaps the baddest WNBA player ever? (Not that there's a whole lot of comp, but whatever.) With Candace a way better pro then Shelden, we're waiting for dude to start baby-sitting their daughter from the end of the bench next year.