Valentine’s Day is a time to show your love, appreciation, and affection for the things you truly care about in life. Sure, that includes your family, friends, and significant others, but that doesn’t mean it can’t include inanimate objects, like sneakers, too. After all, the pursuit of sneakers has inevitably led most of us to frustrating and upsetting the aforementioned group of loved ones anyway.
In honor of our “other” Valentines, we’re paying tribute to some of today’s most hyped shoes–17 syllables at a time–through the art of haiku.
Yeezys everywhere
Always alluding my grasp
Love not yet Confirmed
- Zac Dubasik
I love my sneakers
Put them on, and they hug me
They love me right back
- Russ Bengtson
"You are the best-o"
Is nigh a synonym for
"Acronym Presto"
- Pete Forester
A camera flashes
I'm doing it for the 'Gram
In my NMDs
- Zac Dubasik
