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Whether you choose to believe it or not, every choice you make says something about you. Even something as simple and universal as a favorite sneaker. There are reasons behind even the most basic "this or that" decision, and sometimes the statement comes through loud and clear. Don't believe us? Check out What Your Favorite Air Jordan Says About You and see whether you recognize yourself.
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Air Jordan XI "Concord"
Year Introduced: 1995
"I have Tinker's original sketches on my iPhone, want to see?"
Air Jordan IV "Black/Cement"
Year Introduced: 1989
"I own 900 pairs of shoes but only wear these."
Air Jordan III Retro 88
Year Introduced: 2013
"I would have totally worn OGs but my parents hadn't even met yet."
Air Jordan XIV "Last Shot"
Year Introduced: 1999
"I'm not ready to let go of the memories. Please make another comeback, MJ."
Air Jordan XX8
Year Introduced: 2013
"Meet me on the basketball court."
Air Jordan Fusion
Year Introduced: 2007
"I can never decide between Jordans and Air Force 1s."
Air Jordan IV "White/Cement"
Year Introduced: 1989
"I would have beaten the crap out of the guy in the Larry Bird shirt."
Air Jordan KO
Year Introduced: 1985
"It's just different, hashtag."
Air Jordan XIII "White/Black/Red"
Year Introduced: 1997
"I need an Air Jordan that is proven to work with a house arrest ankle monitor."
Air Jordan Dub Zero
Year Introduced: 2005
"I am Gerry McNamara"
Air Jordan V "Grape"
Year Introduced: 1990
"Why couldn't have I had cool relatives in Beverly Hills?"
Air Jordan VIII "Aqua"
Year Introduced: 1993
"Yeezy taught me."
Air Jordan XII "Black/Red"
Year Introduced: 1998
"I once skipped school because of a hangnail but the Flu Game was the best."
Air Jordan II
Year Introduced: 1987
"I'm a semi-non-conformist."
Air Jordan 1 "Black/Royal"
Year Introduced: 1985
"Wait, these were named after a basketball player?"
Air Jordan XV
Year Introduced: 2000
"I practice the Reggie Miller choke sign each morning before leaving the house to hop on the subway with all those damn Knicks fans."
Air Jordan 2010
Year Introduced: 2010
"I really wish Dwyane Wade never signed with Li Ning."
Air Jordan Hydro Slides
Year Introduced: 2009
Slides... "I still live at home and haven't woken up before 2pm in 6 years, but I got them Js, though!"
Air Jordan XI "Space Jam"
Year Introduced: 2001
"I have yet to forgive Michael for preventing the Monstars from getting a ring."
Air Jordan Spiz'ikes
Year Introduced: 2006
"I can't pick one favorite so f*ck it."
Air Jordan 1 "Black/Red"
Year Introduced: 1985
"I hate these new sneakerheads."
Air Jordan VII "Olympics"
Year Introduced: 1992
"I hate the Bulls, but I still respect the hell out of MJ."
Air Jordan VI "Infrared"
Year Introduced: 1991
"I will never be able to afford Yeezys."
Jordan Trunners
Year Introduced: 1999
"I haven't worn anything but Jordan sweats since '99."
Air Jordan III "Black Cement"
Year Introduced: 1988
"I might be a follower but at least I picked the right leaders."