Did you get your hands on a pair of the "Black" adidas Yeezy Boost 350s this morning? Percentage wise, it's unlikely. Sorry, you can jump on the runner bandwagon at another time. But there's someone who had a handful of pairs before the sneakers even released, and it's Instagram user @benjaminkickz.
He snapped a picture of himself holding, what looks like, 10 or more pairs, and said, "Hello Kanye, Can I get ...Another one ! - @djkhaled voice."
Let the salt heal those wounds.