If I keep writing about good ol' Yohji, will somebody from the Y-3 press department send me some tax free goods? Is that how it works? I literally have no idea. I'm not even an intro level #influencer tbh. Whatever, this charcoal Y-3 long hoodie (or "hoody," as the Boyz Down Under™ have decided to spell it) is the absolute maneuver. If you're advanced enough to flex on a hater via the Drew Millard-endorsed man bun, you definitely need to pick this up. I know that's a weird sentence, but never before have I peeped a garm and thought to myself, "Hmm, I could really pair that with a hair tie." That is, UNTIL TODAY. It also comes in the much inferior black with white stripes, but I'm pretty sure the particular variant I mentioned first and foremost is exclusive to Sneakerboy so that's the one you wanna cop, cop, dawgies.

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