88. New Balance MT580 "Gore-Tex"

Released: 2009

With Neon Gore-Tex and 3M accents, the chances of you getting lost in a snowstorm wearing these acid brights is slim to none. The chance of you getting spotted drunk dancing on the dance floor, unfortunately, is quite high.

The MT580 was a Japan-only silhouette for years. Thanks to the Internet making this a "small world," now we're all set.