Matt Lauer, who reportedly wants $30 million from NBC after getting fired for "inappropriate sexual behavior," got his ass handed to him by a variety of late night personalities this week. Thursday, NBC's own Seth Meyers dropped a few words about the allegations against the disgraced former Today show stain and fittingly compared him to a dildo. To be fair, the guy—perhaps most known during his Today tenure for clinging to the scraps of hair atop his head—really does physically resemble a walking dick.
"As we found out more details about Lauer's behavior, the story got even more disturbing," Meyers said. "Variety reported that he 'summoned a female employee to his office and then he dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act. Lauer also once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her.' And as a general rule, if you're giving someone a dildo at work, you're the dildo at work."
Meyers also addressed the door-locking button Lauer had installed beneath his desk and his alleged habit of playing Fuck, Marry, or Kill at the office. "I don't know who you said you'd marry in those conversations, but I do know you killed your career and fucked yourself," Meyers said.
Of course, Trump—who has been accused of sexual assault or harassment by more than a dozen women—has pounced on the Lauer story in recent days. As Meyers noted, that hypocrisy here is inarguable. "I'm sorry, what's that? I can't hear you from backstage at the beauty pageant, you creep," Meyers said. "And before you say that was a low blow, I swear I heard he did that somewhere. Oh yeah! From him."
