If Mad Men's Pete Campbell taught us anything, it's that only awful ominous things happen on cruises. Such is the case for Alon Glenn, who — without realizing it — spent his entire vacation alongside the eventual judge presiding over his extradition hearing on a fraud charge.
The judge, Miami-Dade County's Mindy Glazer, should strike a chord of familiarity within you — as, just a few weeks ago, she had an emotional reunion with a former middle school classmate during a bond hearing stemming from burglary charges. Her reunion with fellow vacationer Glenn proves less tear-inducing, though the exchange suffers from the same jarring shift of mood — going from 0 ("You were on the cruise on this weekend that just passed? You didn't see me dancing?") to 100 ("Yes, but this is crazy.") really fucking quick.
If you or anyone in your social circle knows, expects to know, or has previously known Mindy Glazer — please tread carefully regarding matters of the law. The Glazer Curse is real.
