Canuck the Hustle: Rob Ford Campaign Slogans That Could Get Him Re-Elected

Rob Ford is a complete lunatic. You know this. I know this. But it's very possible Rob Ford doesn't know this. Why else would he be running for re-election post hiscrack-smoking, vagina-devouring escapes?

Despite the trouble Toronto's vice-laden former mayor routinely finds himself in, there may still be hope for him. All he needs is a clever campaign slogan that spins his political tragedy comedy into triumph. Well, probably not, but if a turn-of-phrase could be his saving grace, these are the ones that would do the trick. Peep the campaign slogans that might actually get Rob Ford re-elected.

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Canuck the Hustle

Smoke Some Crack With Your Mayor and His 'Trappin Ass

Pussy: Because Everyone Should Have Something to Eat

Rock Nation

Rob Ford: The Man Who Put the "Party" in "Political Party"

Rock the Vote

Back Like Cooked Crack

A Car in Every Garage, A Rock in Every Pot

Some Say No to Rob Ford, Toronto Voters Can't

F*ck Agendas, Get Crack

WORST

Let's get it crackin', Toronto!

Rob Ford: The Mayo with the Yayo!