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Girl Attempts to Have Sex with Tree at Music Festival, Tree Not Having It

Straight from the ecstasy-bright days of Ultra Music Festival comes this video, where a wasted festival attendee tries to arouse a tree.

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Straight from the ecstasy-bright days of Ultra Music Festival comes this video, where a wasted festival attendee tries to arouse a tree with the motion of her hips, where a crowd of troglodytes encourages her, where the tree receives a slap when it doesn't respond to her come-hither gestures, where the attendee's friends eventually save her from the harshness of unrequited love.

It's all there in the headline, folks.

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[via Gawker]

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