We enjoy video games. As such, we enjoy video game conventions like E3, which wrapped up last week. And like many responsible video game fans, we also enjoy booth babes. When we're waiting to get our hands on a game, they help the time pass by allowing us to daydream about getting our hands on them.
This year, we spent a lot of E3 with our friend Chuck, a.k.a. "The White Humpty Hump." Chuck enjoys mustaches, plaids, and convincing girls to pose for pictures wearing metal horns. He also apparently likes looking like a pornographer who's in the middle of a terrible Austin Powers impression. For all those reasons, and many more, we asked Chuck to take as many pictures as possible with the lovely and in many cases surgically enhanced booth babes of E3. Here are the results of that request. Sure, we understand that you didn't ask us for a guy with a mustache making the same weird face in every picture—just ignore him if you can. We dare you.
Chuck Says:all
Chuck Says: "What's better than six girls in nonfunctional racing suits?"
Chuck Says: "Seven. The answer is 'seven.'"
Chuck Says: "Considering the price of an Alienware machine, they could have at least sprung to get Shea a matching pair of string stockings."
Chuck Says: "Each one of them is named Red, and they are all apparently 'on it.' Whatever 'it' is, there's room for three."
Chuck Says:Star Trek
Chuck Says: "This girl's 'pants' were held up with sparkles and magic."
Chuck Says: "In the last row of the Los Angeles Convention Center, there was a bouncy castle, and this was the carny operator."
Chuck Says: "'Do you want to date my avatar?'"
Chuck Says: "I think she was trying to tell me something."
Chuck Says: "In the future, the number one requirement for supersoldiers is to be super-tall. Or maybe it's the codpiece."
Chuck Says: "Yes, there was grass on the infield."
Chuck Says: "It's nice to see that Bond Girl Barbara Bach is holding up so well—and working for Sony."
Chuck Says: "Ground and pound, my friends. Ground and pound."
Chuck Says: "On the right, Lisa. On the left, Data's all growned up!"
Chuck Says: "I don't know how I managed to keep this expression so long either. If you look closely, though, you can see my eyes screaming out for help."
