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One criticism of Twitter has always been that some people tend to tweet completely useless 140 character statements. We're talking about brilliant comments like, "I hate Mondays!" or "Just ate a cheese sandwich." And in some instances, that's true. What can we say? They can't all be winners. Or, better yet, they can't all be porn stars.
Yes, in the event that your Twitter feed winds up flooded with mundane musings, may we suggest that you spice things up by following a few adult film stars? As you'll see here, these ladies' tweets are anything but tedious. In fact, not only are these tweets not boring, but they're also (inherently) NSFW. Reader beware.
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Emily Parker (@EmilyParkerXXX)
Followers: 35,248
Emily Parker is a beautiful, tatted up troublemaker who burst onto the scene in 2008. If you're looking to add some fun to your feed, you should absolutely follow her. But at the same time, maybe make sure that your little sister doesn't.
Nikki Benz (@NikkiBenz)
Followers: 290,195
Nikki Benz, one of the wittiest porn stars in the business, has starred in such skin flicks as Big Boob Addicts, Girls Who Want Girls and Pornstars Like It Big 11, which we totally would have watched had we not missed the previous 10.
Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel)
Followers: 173,940
Brooklyn's Joanna Angel isn't just an adult film star, the outspoken beauty is also the brains behind the popular punk rock-themed porn website, Burning Angel.
Asa Akira (@AsaAkira)
Followers: 267,516
We have a feeling that Japanese starlet Asa Akira practices what she preaches on Twitter.
Dana DeArmond (@DanaDeArmond)
Followers: 107,110
On her Twitter account, which she updates semi-constantly, Dana DeArmond describes herself as a "vaginal puppeteer." We don't have a damn clue what that means, but we think it's reason enough to give this sexy adult film star an immediate follow.
Andy San Dimas (@AndySanDimas)
Followers: 72,088
Exotic Baltimore babe Andy San Dimas took home one of the top prizes, Female Performer of the Year, at the 2011 XBIZ Awards. That same year, she won Best Actress at the AVN Awards. Unless you're a diehard Octomom fan, we suggest you hit the follow button.
Bree Olson (@BreeOlson)
Followers: 414,269
The absolutely adorable Bree Olson, who many may recognize as one of Charlie Sheen's former goddesses, is always quick with an inspirational tip for her near half a million followers.
Lexi Belle (@OMGItsLexi)
Followers: 139,348
Lexi Belle, an adorable Southern girl who starred in a staggering 24 adult films in 2012 alone, routinely discusses her various body parts via Twitter.
Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross)
Followers: 155,717
Kayden Kross, an award-winning porn star who's actually done some work for this very website, is always quick to share a helpful hint with her loyal followers.
Sasha Grey (@SashaGrey)
Followers: 388,721
Sasha Grey, who in recent years has had some crossover success with roles in HBO's Entourage and in Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, is equally as unshy on Twitter as she is on film.
