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Valentine's Day is in the rear view, so we can get back to what's important in life: creeping.
Developers have been spending long, hard hours and mountains of resources creating fully-clothed models for their video games. Modders spend an equal amount of sweaty-palmed energy turning around and taking those same clothes off. Modders are hard at work turning your favorite games into action-adventure skin flicks that are heavy on the bounce and light on the fabric textures.
Today we look at the home brew mod community still coding away in the dark to give gamers what they really want: the best nude mods in gaming. After all, If I can't play Resident Evil 6completely in the buff, what's the point?
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Wanna go get some coffee? Yeah I bet you do sicko. Until a PC version of Grand Theft Auto V drops gamers be relegated to taking a girl out for coffee and showing her a good time in GTA San Andreas. This mod is equal parts nude mod and sex mod and by the transitive property; just as disturbing either way. Although when set side-by-side with the other mods featured here it seems pretty tame, the Hot Coffee mod is no less creep-tastic. But extra points go out to the moder for making this mini sex game interactive.
Dead of Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball
Dead or Alive took nude patches and mods to a whole different level with Extreme Beach Volleyball dropped. This thing is lewd. Guaranteed to get you more shamed than if grandma walked in on you watching the real stuff. This jiggy friendly fun fest is heavy on the physics of the D-cup. Because volleyball is about the intense sport, not the attractive, sun tan wearing models, rolling in the sand in skimping or no bikinis...so much sand.
This mod was originally only available on the first Xbox when modded. Meaning gamers have to void their warranty, do some soldering and rewrite part of their drive just see some naked pixels; glorious naked pixels.
Borderlands 2
Has Mad Moxxi got you too riled up in Borderlands 2? Have no fear some creeper modder is way ahead of you. After all, there is nothing like venturing back from a long, hard day in the Borderlands to come back to base to a cell-shaded pair of pillows.
If that's not enough for you, a moder has even created a Borderlands 2 mod that replaces every scrap of paper and postings with nude models and advertisements for dildos and anal beads; can't unlearn that can you? Feel my pain!
Batman: Arkham City
I know what you're saying; “nude Catwomen? I see that in real life every year at a drunk Comic Con after party.” While this may be true, some devious modders have left the cat door open for a year round look at the feline physique through the moding of Batman: Arkaham City. The level of details it a little disturbing though. And while not one to judge Catwoman's grooming habits it's certainly not what was expected. Nerds.
Tomb Raider 2013
What's better than playing the latest, newly empowered female lead of Tomb Raider 2013 as the game was intended? How about playing the ass kicking young Lara Croft completely in the nude? And you thought putting an ice ax through a guy's head was the best thing out there.
Although I will admit it kinda strips away the strong female survivalist realism when we break Lara down to her tattered bra and deer skin chaps it's nothing if not entertaining. Better build a big fire Lara, it's cold out there.
Fallout 3
Fallout 3 has a huge number of nude mods. Everything from turning every indoor space into a strip club to advanced “hot girl” models that talk to you (crazy idea right?). But the classic and still greatest is a mod that changes all female characters in the game into smokin' hot tatted-up murderers. Well, they were already murders but now getting chased across the wastelands by groups of post-apocalyptic Suicide Girls doesn't sound so bad eh?
Moreover gamers can use the focus system, V.A.T.S., To slow down time into what we can call ultra creep mode, and get a nice long look in slow-mo.
Saints Row 4
Sure, there is plenty of sex and irreverence to be had is Saints Row: IV without taking it to the next level but why stop there? The entire series have been heavily modded into a flesh freak's dream for as long as it's been around. But now players can run around with Saints Row: IV's dubstep gun, while naked; the best of both worlds. Or take a creepy stroll behind your favorite model. Eextra points to modders who had many of the nude ready on the day it dropped. You may have been playing the wrong version all along.
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3 already has the same awkward sexual tension as the rest of the series but modders have gone ahead and made it straight up pornographic. If you're tired of a universe of skin-tight clothing that never comes off and cybernetic lifeforms without nipples than your wait is over. It's not just the ladies getting in on the action either. Our once proud – well actually he's still standing fairly proud – Shepard is stripped to the nuts and fighting to keep his minimals safe from being reaped. Yikes.
Resident Evil 6
Fear is the mindkiller. What's going to keep your head straight in the middle of zombie-filled battle? How about some boobs. That's right, moders went ahead and fixed Resident Evil 6 so that gamers never have to take down a zombie, pilot of helicopter or run from danger without being completely in the jiggly nude. After all, it is the apocalypse, there are no rules here. Also, there is nothing quite as gratifying as zip-lining in the buff, oh the wind.
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls series is already known for it's nudity, but leave it to moders to reveal what a nude female Argonian (Lizard people) looks like. Alas, this cannot be unseen.
Gamers can download patches that dutifully strips bare the ladies a gents of the realm down to their neither chainmail bikinis. After all, what's fun of killing dragons and bears if I can't freeball the entire time. Bathe if fresh, flower scented mountain streams, sharpen tools, creep on townspeople, make all of your roommates incredible uncomfortable. The future is bright.
