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"Bear Simulator" Will Be like "Skyrim, But You're A Bear" (Video)

Honey-covered paws and all.

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It certainly feels like Goat Simulatorthrew the door open for random animal games but if there is one animal we always wanted to be, it's a bear. Luckily Bear Simulator looks to relive that burning desire with all the trout catching and forest shitting you can handle.

Developer Farjay Studios is trying to get this little gem funded on Kickstarter. It's basically a crafting, open-world game with loads of exploration and pig killing involved. People play Minecraft for hours so there my be hope for Bear Simulator. The developer lays out their conspiracy theory:

“Sure these [other types of] games are popular and you might even call them 'fun' but they harbor a horrible bias in today’s gaming world. Most are blind to it but it’s all right there, that’s right, none of these games has you playing as a bear.

“It’s quite clear the fat cats in Washington with their stove top hats and contemporary jazz music don’t want us playing as bears, it’s about time to fight back against the tyranny. [...] Sure it may seem like a 'dumb idea' or a 'really dumb idea' but you can’t honestly tell me you’ve never secretly wanted to be a bear wandering around the forest. That’s just an outright lie.”

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