A man from Corvalis, Ore. was arrested for DUI on last weekend while wearing a t-shirt that read "Drunk As Shit." The shirt was prophecy, obviously.
According to the Smoking Gun, Ross McMakin, 21, was arrested on Sunday night after driving his vehicle onto the sidewalk, striking a parked car, then striking his girlfriend when she tried to take the keys from him. Police say McMakin was only behind the wheel because his girlfriend didn't know how to drive a stick shift, though McMakin didn't clearly didn't fare better.
McMakin also faces reckless endangerment, strangulation, and harassment charges in addition to the DUI charge.
[via The Smoking Gun]
