Minnesota Man Who Ejaculated Into Co-Worker's Coffee Pleads Guilty to Lesser Charges

The more serious charges against him were dropped.

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Officials in Minnesota say a man who copped to masturbating in a co-worker's coffee because he was attracted to her (no, it doesn't make sense) last year has pleaded guilty to charges related to the incident. 

Back in August, the victim called police in Ramsey County, Minn. after suspecting that Robert John Lind, 34, had been ejaculating into her coffee: 


She told police that she had found Lind standing at her desk with his back turned toward her. Lind allegedly had both of his hands in front of him near his genitals.


According to the original complaint, when Lind noticed the woman he looked at her with a deer in headlights expression and quickly went into another room.


The woman told police she inspected her desk and noticed a strong odor that resembled urine, but was a bit different and strange.


She said her coffee smelled the same way and noted that she had had an ongoing issue with a experiencing a foul taste in her coffee.

According to CBS Minnesota, Lind was originally charged with two counts of fifth-degree sexual conduct, but those charges were dropped in November. CBS Minnesota notes that Lind pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge on Thursday. He'll be sentenced in May. 

[via CBS Minnesota]

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