Last night, E! premiered What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, with the 11-time Olympic medalist following in the legendary footsteps of Kim Kardashian, Tara Reid and Anna Nicole Smith. Viewers learned what Lochte does quite a lot—in between training, he parties, flirts with several girls, and most importantly, he gets turnt up.
The Olympic swimmer dove into his role as a reality star, blessing us with plenty of sound bites. For those who didn’t join #Lochtenation by tuning in, here’s what you missed: The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night’s What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
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On his public image: “What’s being talked about a lot is ‘Ryan Lochte the American Douchebag.’ Douchebag—I don’t even know, what is a douchebag? Like what is it? What’s the definition of it? Like, I really don’t know what it means. Do you know?”
On his famous wink: “It can happen at any given moment. [Winks with his right eye.] See? You had no idea that was gonna happen. Girls on my left side, I got that one, too. [Winks with his left eye.] See? I got both.”
On taking all of his dates to the same restaurant: “It might be the same place, might be the same table but it’s a different girl.”
On his 11 victories at the Olympics (5 gold, 3 silver and 3 bronze): “I don’t even remember what I got at the Olympics.”
On pursuing women: “Going out, trying to look for a date, I don’t really have to do that. They come to me.”
On fame: “I mean, every time I go out, people want pictures, and I’m OK with that. I love it. I’m like, ‘Why do you really want my—like, I’m nothing. I don’t do anything. I don’t do anything.' I just feel bad for the other person that I’m with.”
On playing football with his friends: “Welcome to #Lochtenation flag football.”
On his rhinestone-covered lime green and yellow high-tops: “These are the first things that really brought me out in the fashion world…That’s where I started—with the Lochte shoe!”
On the fact that said shoes have his name on the soles: “Ryan. Lochte. Just walking along. I want everyone to be in my shoes walking Ryan Lochte—Ryan Lochte’s walking everywhere!”
On his inner circle: “I have a good group of friends and I call them the Lochterage.”
