The Stages of Your St. Patrick's Day Hangover as Illustrated by These Classic Video Game GIFs
Everything hurts.
What's up Tuesday morning?
Like a bitchy cousin that just doesn't get the hint that Thanksgiving dinner is over, your St. Patrick's Day has left a wicked hangover in place of your normal Tuesday morning. Your co-workers are talking too loud, your coffee tastes like poison, and your tongue is covered in some as yet identified form of animal fur.
This morning sucks. And the only thing that can truly express how terribly this morning feels is this GIF gallery of classic video game moments.
Why are the lights so bright in here?
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waking
Waking up doesn't seem like it's going to be that bad. Sadly, this will be the highpoint of your day.
every
Your head has never known such exquisite pain.
liver
This is what's happening to every single of one of your major organs. Thank the Jameson shots.
burn
The sunlight burns with the power of million dying stars. You're pretty sure this is death.
get
If you don't get out of bed now, this will surely be your end.
bath
You make your way to the bathroom and there's a man-shaped turd staring at you from the mirror. You're a monster.
shower
Maybe a shower will help...
work
Work is going to suck.
drink
You briefly entertain the idea of having a drink, if only to stop the Biblical agony thundering in your head.
avoid
The day will be spent avoiding co-workers.
early
You're very seriously considering leaving work right now.
found
Your boss is reading your mind and you're fucking trapped.
leave
It would be great if everyone fucked right off forever.
meaningless
You're slowly starting to realize that life is a meaningless series of repeated tasks and that everything you believe in is a lie.
last night
St. Patrick's Day was one bad idea after another.
turnt
There's a good chance you started some shit last night.
shame
The shame is real. You hope to god nobody puts you on blast for whatever dumb shit you did.
thirst
You've never been thirstier in your entire life.
home
living
Your living room has never felt more inviting. Fuck today and every holiday that features green as a central theme.
swear
You vow to never drink again, even though today can still go firmly fuck itself.
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