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The 2013 MLB All Star game is tonight and what better way to honor America's favorite pastime then by finding all of the glitches we can.
Collecting some of the better glitches from both the MLB 2K and the MLB: The Show series we've managed to immortalize our fear of outdoor sports. While the world is celebrating the big All Star game take a fiver to watch bats dissapear, pitchers phase through inanimate objects, and more collected tom-fuck glitchery.
If there was ever more proof that we are firmly indoor kids, this is it. These are The Derpiest Glitches in Major League Baseball Video Games
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I'm just gonna sit right here, that cool?
This MLB 2K11 glitch gives the pitcher for Oakland some much needed company on the mound. But this handsome dandy doesn't need a couch. Fuck that, he's just gonna sit right here.
Performance enhancers include fabulousness.
This MLB 09: The Show glitch shows off what some of the pitching staff gets up to in the off season: figure skating. Using the ground is for chumps. If you wanna be a boss, you glide.
Red catcher requires food.
Thanks to this MLB 10 glitch we get to see this catcher for the Cardinals just sort of say 'fuck it, I'm sleepy' and stroll back towards the dugout. Nobody tells red catcher how to live.
That's one too many in the box.
Another amazing/nightmarish glitch courtesy of MLB 12: The Show, the on-deck hitter and the umpire are connected at the butt. Which is fine, but would probably make officiating a baseball game incredibly difficult.
Captain, they've locked onto us.
Another MLB 2K12 glitch that grabs Stoner and drags him in an unbreakable tractor beam. Again, another really solid idea that 2K should start integrating into future titles.
Nobody move, this ball is poisonous.
In what should have been a single base bunt in MLB 2K9, this glitch turns a regular bunt into a wizard bunt. Wizard bunts are worth a home run.
The mystery of the ghost bat.
MLB 11: The Show shows off what is either the sketchiest foul tip, or the most haunted ass bat in the history of the MLB.
Two batters, one box.
Tag team baseball is a million dollar idea just waiting to happen. The XFL was a real thing, why not wrestling and baseball?
This is a massive waste of everyone's time.
In this MLB 2K12 glitch, we learn just how truly useless grounded fouls really are. Why are you still in the game?
The pop-out homerun.
Thanks to this glitch in MLB 13: The Show players are able to pull off a homer just by chest bumping the field.
