Clowns Assault Mother and Daughter in Illinois Haunted House With Sex Toys

There are plenty of ways to have your Halloween ruined: cops, teachers, parents, small boxes of raisins instead of candy in your trick-or-treat haul. 

"The conduct of the haunted house and its employees crossed all lines of decency and common sense. Their conduct was outrageous and extreme. My client and her daughter were traumatized by the event. We want this whole thing is resolved quickly."

According to Janito, her daughter and three other minors were approached in the parking lot by two men in clown suits holding sex toys, who began to verbally harass the group. One of the clowns, Robert Keller, jabbed one of the minors with a sex toy while the other clown made lewd comments and simulated sex with the toys. Keller has since been arrested and charged with battery and disorderly conduct. 

We can only look back fondly on the days before the clown/sex toy wars when the biggest concern on Halloween was avoiding the razor blades quietly nesting in your candy-apples.