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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of June.
Talk Show Host And Activist AL SHARPTON Just Got Signed . . . To Lil Wayne's CASH MONEY!! (Yes . . . We Are SERIOUS)
Date: June 28
We're just hoping he comes out with a song featuring Paris Hilton.
NO NEW FRIENDS!! Drake Tried To Get Into The Miami Heat Locker Room AFTER THE GAME . . . And Security DENIED HIM!!
Date: June 21
Oh, the irony.
CONGRATULATIONS Are In Order . . . For The FIRST TIME Since Dating BRANDY in 1995 . . . Actor Tyrese Is Dating A BLACK GIRL!!!
Date: June 30
What took you so long, Ty?
BUSTEDDDDDDDDD!!! Amber Rose's Babys Father WIZ KHALIFAH Is Caught . . . Trying To Holla At Chicks On Instagram . .. And He's Being Real THIRSTY About It!!
Date: June 15
If you want to be sneaky, don't do it via social media. That's just dumb.
John Legend's Fiance Releases NEKKID PICS . . . And She Has Absolutely NO A** WHATSOEVER . . . Poor Thing Could Have At Least PHOOSHOPPED AN A** Onto Herself!!
Date: June 22
Whatcha twerking with?
Lawrence Fishburne's Daughter Starts TWERKING AT THE BEACH . . . Lets Random People FEEL ON THE BOOTY!!!
Date: June 29
This is why fathers need to hug their daughters.
DRAM-MAAAAAAH!!!! Rihanna SHADES THE SH*T Outta Kanye West On Instagram . . . Guess She's Not Trying To Be NORTH's GOD MAMA!!!
Date: June 27
Ain't no love in the heart of the city.
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Have Y'all Seen Actor Martin Lawrence Lately . . . He Gained a GANG OF WEIGHT . . . Now He's Shaped Like a MEATBALL!!
Date: June 25
Maybe he's prepping for the next Big Momma's House.
YIKES!!! Actress Tracee Ellis Ross Is NOT Aging Well . . . She Was Spotted Out With Her MOTHER Diana Ross . . . And They Look About The SAME AGE!!!
Date: June 24
Like the old saying goes: Haters gonna hate.
CAUGHT CREEPING??? According To The NY POST . . . R&B Singer BRANDY Is Dating Actor JAMIE FOXX . . . Behind Her FIANCE'S BACK!!
Date: June 23
There's definitely some shame in her game.
Have Any Of Y'all Noticed . . . That Rihanna's Been Looking A LOT LIGHTER Recently . . . She May Be HITTING THE BLEACH!! And We're NOT Talking About Her Hair
Date: June 3
This is just speculation ... we hope.
MTO EXCLUSIVE PICS: Nicki Minaj Gets UNDRESSED . . . EXPOSES Herself . . . And Them TIDDAYS IS POPPIN!!!
Date: June 20
That wig is crazy, but we doubt anyone is looking at her hair.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! They Are Going IN On This Girl On Twitter . . . She Just Announced Her Engagement . . . And She Posted Pics Of Her 'STRUGGLE RING' Online!!!
Date: June 7
The struggle is real.
Have Y'all Noticed That When Beyonce's Sister SOLANGE TRIES TO DANCE . . She Moves Like A WHITE GIRL!!
Date: June 4
Somebody call Beyonce's choreographer.
CUTE COUPLE!!! NBA Superstar Chris Paul And His Wife Go Out To DINNER LAST NIGHT . . . And MRS PAUL . . Is Rockin' Some YEAST INFECTION JEANS!!!
Date: June 19
Being stylish comes with consequences.
Virginia Is Taking RATCHETNESS To Another Level . . . They Have A Show About PROJECT CHICKS . . . And It's Called The REAL BABY MOMMAS OF RICHMOND!!
Date: June 18
When's the premiere party going down?
Basketball Wife Star BROOKE BAILEY Goes CRAZY At Pool Party . . . Kissing Girls . . . Grabbing Butts . . . And RIPPING OFF GIRLS SHIRTS!!!
Date: June 17
Sometimes a girl has to let loose. Right?
Just When You Thought Hip Hop COULDN'T GET ANY MORE RATCHET . . . Rapper Shawty Lo Brings Out His Half Nekkid BABY MAMA On Stage . . . Pregnant And Twerking!!!
Date: June 16
There's just no excuse.
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!! Beyonce And Solange Hit Up A Party In Brooklyn . . . Looks Like FUN . . . But It Probably Explains The WHACK MUSIC Bey's Been Putting Out Lately!!!
Date: June 16
From dinners with the Obama's to getting down in Brooklyn.
Teyana Taylor Is Really COMING INTO HER OWN . . . Her BULLDOG FACE Is Starting To Soften . . . And Her Body Is GETTING BETTER!!
Date: June 14
The best backhanded compliment ever.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Popular Houston Skripper Has A MISCARRIAGE ON STAGE . . . She Twerked Too Hard . . . And The BABY POPPED OUT In Front Of A Stunned Crowd!!!
Date: June 14
Sad, disturbing, and ratchet at the same damn time.
We Got CLOSE UP PICS Of NeNe Leakes From The Atlanta Housewives . . . WITHOUT MAKEUP . . . And The Poor Thing Needs a FACIAL!!!
Date: June 10
Just because you're not on set doesn't mean you should let yourself go.
People Are Always Talking About How Kim Kardashian IS A HEAUX . . . Well Here's a List Of All The Celebrites . .. That She's MATED . . . DATED . . . Or RELATED WITH!!!
Date: June 1
Is this Kim Kardashian's little black book or Ray J's album track list?
MTO EXCLUSIVE: CHRIS BROWN'S GIRLFRIEND GOES BONKERS . . . BLASTS CHRIS' MAIN JUMPOFF . . . FOR BEING 'TOO THIRSTY'!!!
Date: June 30
She keeps groupies in check.
We Love Actress Sanaa Lathan And All . . . But That Chick Knows Her OLD A** Ain't Got BUSINESS . . . Up In The Club Partying With CHRIS BROWN!!!
Date: June 12
From the nightclub to the cougar club.
K Michelle Looks UTTERLY RIDICULOUS With That Big Ole FAKE A** . . . As Tiny As She Is . . . She Looks Like An OOMPA LOOMPA!!
Date: June 11
Sometimes less is definitely more.
Superhead Is Taking THIRST To A New Level . . . She's Online F*NGER POPPIN Herself TO THE BEAT . . . Of Drake's NO NEW FRIENDS REMIX!!
Date: June 9
Clearly she's still down with her day one, too. Herself.
Naomi Campbell's BILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND Is Like F**K A Black Chick . . . I'm Moving Onto ASIANS NOW!!!
Date: June 2
Racks on racks.
LOOK OUT . . . IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!! Rapper Tyga Is Spotted SQUEEZING His Babys Mother's BUTT . . . And It Looks Like It's About To POP!!!
Date: June 26
Tyga, the envy of every rapper right now.
SHOCK CLAIM!!! Teenager Claims That He Was Michael Jackson's LOVER . . . For Many Years!!!
Date: June 8
Another day, another ex-lover.
Magic Johnson's Son Is Now DATING BROTHAS!!! Photo'd Out With His New Lil LIGHT SKINNEDED BOYFRIEND!!!
Date: June 8
Cute couple.
UMMMM . . . But Popular Skripper Malaih May Wanna Do Some KEGEL EXERCISES . . . Cause A Booty Ain't Supposed To OPEN UP THIS EASILY!!!
Date: June 6
They have fitness classes for that.
WHAT THE F**K???? Kim From The Atlanta Housewives Is Photo'd SMOKING WHILE PREGNANT . . . And Her Husband Is Standing There Like IT'S ALL COOL!!!
Date: June 6
Well, that's not a very good idea.
Have Y'all Noticed That EVER SINCE THAT MACKLEMORE Dude Got Hot . . . White Folks Have Been Acting EXTRA RATCHET!!!
Date: June 6
That shirt? No words.
ON BLASSSSSSST!!! Love And Hip Hop's MiMi's Boyfriend NIKKO . . . Is Spotted At A GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT!!!
Date: June 5
Maybe he was, you know, there to support a friend.
OH MY GOODNESSSSS .. . !!! Have Y'all Seen Talk Show Host TYRA BANKS Lately . . She's Looking A HOT MESS!!!
Date: June 5
Nothing good lasts forever, right?
Them LOVE AND HIP HOP CHECKS Must Have NOT ARRIVED YET For Che Mack . . . Somebody Spotted Her On The SUBWAY . . . Drinking A Heineken Like A WINE-O!!!
Date: June 12
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
UMMMMMM . . . HMMMMMM!!! Chris Brown Takes A FAN PIC . . . And He Lets Dude Get A Little TOO TOUCHY FEELY!!!
Date: June 3
Be careful, bro. You know what happens when you get too close to Chris Brown.
MTO EXCLUSIVE PICS: Rihanna C**CH Accidentally POPS OUTTA HER DRAWERS . . . During a Performance!!
Date: June 4
Fans in the front row were treated to a surprise.
OH MY!!! NFL Superstar TOM BRADY'S Supermodel Wife . . . Gets A**HOLE NEKKID . . . For The New Issue Of VOGUE MAGAZINE!!!
Date: June 1
When you have a body like that, nobody's mad at you. Do your thing, girl.
