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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of October.
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Rihanna Is Pracically NEKKID In Her New Video . . . She's Wearing A Pair Of C**CHIE CUTTING Jean Shorts . . . It's UP HER BUTT In The Back . .. And IN HER UTERUS In The Front!!!
Date: Oct 1
You have to leave some things to the imagination.
Khloe Kardashian Must Be GEARING UP TO DIVORCE LAMAR . . . Cause She Just Got A FRESH RE-UP OF AZZ SHOTS . . . And Her New Butt Is BIGGER THAN KIM'S!!!
Date: Oct 2
Next step, join the twerk team.
AWWWW SH*T . . . It Looks Like R&B Singer Kelis May Have Gotten A NEW NOSE JOB . . . Her New Nose Is TURNED UP . . . And We Mean That LITERALLY!!!
Date: Oct 2
Whatever works.
Rihanna Shows Off Her POLE DANCING SKILLS . . . And She Looks Real PITIFUL UP THERE . . . Somebody Get Her Some LESSONS!!
Date: Oct 2
We're sure Ciara can teach her a few things.
One Day After FINDNG OUT HIS GIRLFRIEND Cheated On Him . . . Floyd Did What ANY MAN WOULD DO . . . Went To The Strip Club And Blew A HOUSE MORTGAGE ON SKRIPPERS!!
Date: Oct 3
In the club screaming money ain't a thing.
OH MY!!! Dancing With The Stars' CHRISTINA MILIAN Gets Drunk . . . And TURN'T UP . . . So She Lifts Up Her Skirt And SHOWS HER STUFF!!
Date: Oct 3
Giving the people what they want.
NEKKID PHOTOS Of Miley Cyrus Leak On The WEB . . . But Unless You Are A CATHOLIC PRIEST . . . Her LITTLE BOY BODY Ain't Gonna Do NOTHING FOR YOU!!!
Date: Oct 4
You can all thank Terry Richardson.
Actress Jennifer Hudson NEEDS TO STOP IT . . . The Girl Is WAY TO RICH . . . To Be Walking Down The Street With WIG GLUE CAKED ONTO HER FOREHEAD!!!
Date: Oct 4
Time for a new stylist.
Actress TIA MOWRY Is Spotted Leaving The Gym WITHOUT MAKEUP . . . And UMMM . . . HMMM . . . WELL . . .If She Got Some PROACTIV AND SOME BOOTY SHOTS . . . She's Be GOOD!!
Date: Oct 5
We wonder if Tamera has the same issue?
People Are GOING CRAZY Over Child Star MILEY CYRUS . . . But Have Y'all Seen What Child Star HILLARY DUFF Looks Like . .. Now THAT'S A THICK WHITE GIRL!!!
Date: Oct 6
Disney stars at their best.
Drake's EX-GF Maliah Releases Some NEW LINGERIE PICS . . . And She's Looking Like She Got That MILLION DOLLAR . . . MMM . . . MMM . . . MMMM!!!
Date: Oct 6
According to these pictures, she feels some type of way.
NOW Y'ALL KNOW We're Not One To Start NO RUMORS . . . But Drake Is Talking About His 'FOOTBALL FRIEND' . . . As If Them Two Are F*CKING!!!
Date: Oct 6
Another one bites the dust.
Rihanna Reportedly 'FIRED' Her Best Friend . . . And Shipped Her BACK TO BARBADOS!!!
Date: Oct 7
When you get fired by your best friend, you know times are tough.
Chris Brown Is Dating A New Chick . . . And She's The FREAKIEST PORNO STAR IN THE GAME!!!
Date: Oct 7
When all else fails, go with the professional.
When Keeping IT REAL . .. Goes WRONG!!! Rapper Plies Reportedly FRACTURED HIS NECK . . . His Gold Chain Was TOO HEAVY . . . It Weighed More Than 15 POUNDS!!!!
Date: Oct 7
When getting too much of a boss goes wrong.
Jada Pinkett Must Be Going Through Some Sort Of MID LIFE CRISIS . . . Cause Ain't NO WAY A 45 Year Old Woman Should CUT HER HAIR LIKE THIS!!!
Date: Oct 8
Like mother, like daughter.
Whoever Is MANAGING BEYONCE'S CAREER . . . Is Really A DUMMY . . . Look At The FOOLISHNESS THEY GOT HER DOING!!!
Date: Oct 8
Somebody's about to get fired.
YIKES!!! Actress Gabby 'PRECIOUS' Sidibe Wears Some FLIP FLOPS . . . And Her Feet Are SO PLUMP AND JUICY . . . The Straps Are About To EXPLODE!!!
Date: Oct 8
Kind of like Kim Kardashian during her pregnancy.
Kelly Rowland Really Needs To TONE IT DOWN With All The Exercising . . . She Was Photo'd LEAVING THE GYM . . . And When We FIRST SAW THE PICS . . . We Thought She Was TREY SONGZ!!!
Date: Oct 9
How much is too much?
EMBARASSING!! R&B Singer Keyshia Cole Had A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION On Stage . . . When She Was Trying To BUSS IT OPEN!!!
Date: Oct 10
She sure showed us what she's working with.
MIMI From Love And Hip Hop Takes Some SEXY PICS . . . For BLACK MENS MAGAZINE . . . And She's BUSSING IT WIDE!!!
Date: Oct 11
Work it, girl.
NeNe Leakes Assaults Bravo Producer . . . And Now She's ON THE RUN!!!
Date: Oct 12
Defintion of the hot mess express.
Can Someone Please Explain To Me WHAT HAPPENED TO ASHANTI'S BODY . . Didn't She USED TO HAVE HIPS AND AZZ???
Date: Oct 13
The first thing to go is the booty.
UH OH!!! Rapper Timbaland GAINED ALL THE WEIGHT BACK That He Lost . . . Now It Looks Like He's Got A PACK OF FRANKS On The Back Of His Head!!
Date: Oct 14
Time to hit the gym with Justin again.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! R&B Singer Kelly Rowland OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES . . . That She's Down With The ILLUMINATI . . . Folks Are SELLING THEIR SOULS Left And Right Y'all!!!
Date: Oct 15
They're taking over the world.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL Y'ALL . . . Look What Some Guy POSTED ON INSTAGRAM . . . It's What He's Gotta DO IN HIS HOOD . . . To Get HOT WATER OUT THE PIPE!!!
Date: Oct 16
Now that's what we call struggle.
LMAOOOOOOOO!! Drake Reportedly CANCELLED HIS VIDEO SHOOT . . . When He Was Trying To Cast VIDEO GIRLS . . . And LOOK WHO SHOWED UP!!!
Date: Oct 17
Just hold on, Drake. They're going home.
WOOOOOOOW!! There's A New Trend HITTING THESE STREETS . . . Girls Are Now PROUDLY PROCLAIMING . . . That They Are SIDE CHICKS ON INSTAGRAM!!!
Date: Oct 18
Some girls will take what they can get.
Superhead Dome CHANGED UP HER WAYS . . . She's Now A COUGAR . . . And The Latest D*CK She's Getting . . . AIN'T EVEN A CELEBRITY!!!
Date: Oct 19
En route to cougar town.
WHAT THE F*CK!!! Kanye Is SICK . . . He's Selling RACIST K-K-K Merchandise . . . At His Concert!!
Date: Oct 20
Slowly becoming a Kardashian.
Justin Bieber Goes To A BLACK SKRIP CLUB . . . And Goes H.A.M. . . . Dropping $10K . . . And MOLESTING ONE GIRLS BOOTY With His Hands!!!
Date: Oct 21
He officially became a man.
Rapper Tyga's BABYS MOTHER Blac Cyna's BUTT IMPLANTS ARE SO BIG . . . That You Can See Them FROM THE FRONT When She's Walking!!!
Date: Oct 22
Rivaling Nicki Minaj.
NOOOOO . . . HE DIDN'T . . . He COULDN'T HAVE . . . ???? Reports Say That Kris Jenner Now MANAGES KANYE WEST!!!
Date: Oct 23
The mom-ager strikes again.
WHOOPS!! Actress Salma Hayak Had A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . With Wind LIFTED HER SKIRT . . . And EXPOSED HER BUBBLE!!!
Date: Oct 24
She was just playing peek-a-boo.
LaLa Anthony Steps Out On Teh RED CARPET With Jamie Foxx . . . Jamie Goes In For The HUG . . . And You Can Tell He Wanted To PALM THE BUTTOCKS!!
Date: Oct 25
Getting an eye and hand full.
WHAT THE F*CK??????? Justin Bieber Is CAUGHT IN BED . . . With Two Of His MALE COMPANIONS!!
Date: Oct 26
Just boys hanging out, right?
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Brown Is ARRESTED . . . Charged With ASSAULT . . . He's Getting Time Y'all!
Date: Oct 27
At some point we've all got to admit that it's time for anger management.
MTO SUPER ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES EXCLUSIVE: Kandi's Husband . . . Was Allegedly Sleeping With Kandi's BEST FRIEND SINCE CHILDHOOD!!!
Date: Oct 28
Not cool.
ON BLASSSSSSTTTT!!! Did Y'all Hear That Ciara And Future Got Engaged . . . So Why Is Her On Twitter Giving HEAUX HIS NUMBER??????
Date: Oct 29
Technology isn't for everyone.
We Now Know WHY Love And Hip Hop Star Peter Gunz Married His SIDE CHICK . . . And It's SCANDALOUS!!
Date: Oct 30
We can take a guess...
