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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of November.
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OUTBREAK????? Rapper Ice T's Wife Wears A VERY SHORT SKIRT . . . And She Exposes A MYSTERY SORE . . Right Inside The CRACK OF HER AZZ!!!
Date: Nov. 1
Does she need ice for that?
RATCHET COSTUMES!!! Ladies And Gentleman . . . We Now Present To You The MOST RATCHET COSTUMES . .. Of 2013!!
Date: Nov. 1
Just because you look good doesn't mean you're a good look.
We Can ALL AGREE That Ashanti Wasted HER BEST YEARS On Nelly . . . But Now She's A COUGAR . . . And Her Milk AIN'T SPOILED YET!!
Date: Nov. 15
Not too shabby.
Brazilian Prostitute Takes A VIDEO Of Justin Bieber . . . PASSED OUT . . . After She F**KED HIM TO SLEEP!!!
Date: Nov. 7
Poor girl was just looking for her 15 minutes.
Rihanna Was Not The ONLY CELEB With TRAGIC HAIR . . . Lil Mama Could Have Used Some HELP FROM MOSES . . . To Finish THAT PART!!!!
Date: Nov. 25
Worst hair on the AMA's award.
Everybody's Talking About MILEY CYRUS SMOKING WEED On Stage . . . The Bigger Story Is . . . How Come She Got The Body Of A SENIOR CITIZEN????
Date: Nov. 11
Someone get her to the gym, asap.
WHAT IN THE WORLD??????? Pregnant Ciara Takes A Pic . . . With THREE Of Her Fiance Future's BABYS MOTHERS!!!
Date: Nov. 8
One big, happy, awkward family.
Meagan Good Wears A SEE-THROUGH OUTFIT On The Red Carpet . . . But Since She's Now A GOOD CHRISTIAN WIFE . . . She Made Sure To Wear Her PASTIES UNDERNEATH!!
Date: Nov. 13
Thank God for underwear.
Miley Cyrus Hit The Club Last Night With Her TWO NEW BFFS . . . Lil Kim And Teyana Taylor!!
Date: Nov. 24
We can only imagine what these three got into.
GET A ROOM!!! NBA Superstar Dwyane CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF . . . Starts GRABBING AND FONDLING Gabby Union ON THE RED CARPET!!
Date: Nov. 22
We understand why he can't control himself.
Kanye West Takes Kim Kardashian For a ROMANTIC DINNER . . . At WENDYS!!!
Date: Nov. 18
Not so creative for a creative genuis, Ye.
WHAT THE FREAK!! Did Y'all See R Kelly And Lady Gaga . . . Do That STRUGGLE PERFORMANCE . . . Last Night On Saturday Night Live!!
Date: Nov. 17
We were just as confused as everyone else.
PARENTS!!! You Know You're Child Goes To A HOOD SCHOOL . . . . You See THIS In The CAFETERIA!!!
Date: Nov. 16
Education at its finest.
Can Somebody Explain WHAT THE F*CK Tamar Braxton Was Thinking . . . Wearing A THONG . . To The Soul Train Awards!!!!
Date: Nov. 10
This is what it looks like when you really want attention.
Kim Kardashian Must Have Gotten INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH LIPOSUCTION . . . Cause Her Stomach Is FLAT . . . She Lost ALL THE BABY WEIGHT!!
Date: Nov. 14
At least she looks good.
Rihanna Was At The LAKERS GAME Yesterday . . . And She Was Giving One Of The Lakers Players . . . That 'YOU CAN GET THIS' Stare!!!
Date: Nov. 23
Wouldn't be the first time...
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: While Chris Brown's IN REHAB . . . Guess Which Celeb Is Allegedly BANGIN' OUT His GF Karrueche!!!
Date: Nov. 9
Apparently she's at Daddy's son's house.
BLACK HIPPY BREAKUP????? Schoolboy Q Reportedly SLEPT With Kendrick Lamar's GF . . . And Kendrick Is Acting REAL EMOTIONAL Over It!!!
Date: Nov. 12
Kendrick is starting to sound like Drake.
COUPLE'D UP??? R&B Singer Omarion Is Photo'd Taking a Stroll With A MALE COMPANION . . . No Sorry That's a FEMALE COMPANION . . . NO It's A . . . AWW HELL We Can't TELL!!!
Date: Nov. 12
Nobody really knows what's going on at this point.
LMAOOOOOOO! We Know We're Going To HELL WITH GASOLINE DRAWERS For Saying This . . . But Doesn't Kendrick Lamar And His New 'Friend' Elle Varner . . . Look A Lot Like . . . !!
Date: Nov. 21
Definitely Martin and Gina!
LMAOOOOOOO!!! You Know How Basketball Wives Draya Is On Instagram BRAGGING About Her New NFL Boyfriend . . . Well His SIDE CHICK Just Put HER BF ON BLAST!!!
Date: Nov. 11
So close.
LMAOOOOOO!!! Did You See The Video For Young Dro's New Song F**K DAT B*TCH . . . He Got CAUGHT SLIPPING!!!
Date: Nov. 10
Way to play it cool, bro.
WHOOPS!!! White Rapper IGGY AZAELIA Has A Wardrobe Malfunction On The Red Carpet . . . 'ACCIDENTALLY' Exposed Her PIMPLE'D P*ZZY To The Paparazzi!!
Date: Nov. 11
Isn't there a cream for that?
HICK CHICK!!! Lil Wayne's Babys Moms Lauren London PUT ON A FEW POUNDS . . . And It All WENT TO HER HIPS!!!
Date: Nov. 9
In all the right places.
Nicki Minaj And HER COUSINS Have a TWERK CONTEST . . . In Her CUZZY'S Bedroom . . .Nicki Was GOOD . . . But BIG GIRL MIGHTA WONI!!
Date: Nov. 7
We expected more from you, Nicki.
Rapper THE GAME Is Caught On Instagram . . . PHOTOSHOPPING HIMSELF Into Pictures . . . DANG HOMIE . . . . That's A REAL BAD LOOK!!!
Date: Nov. 7
The thirst is real.
Kris Jenner STRIKES AGAIN!! Less Than A WEEK After Kendall Jenner Turns 18 . . . Her Management Releases NEKKID PICS Of The Girl!!!
Date: Nov. 20
Except there's no Ray J in this one.
UMMMMMMMMM . . . Did Y'all See Nicki Minaj's New AD CAMPAIGN . . . What Happened To The REST OF HER NOSE!!!
Date: Nov. 26
Well that's a little wierd.
WHOOPS!!! Ciara Has An ACCIDENT At A Press Conference . . . She Wore A TOO SHORT SKIRT . . . And Showed Her PREGNANT C**CH On Camera!!!
Date: Nov. 6
Bird's eye view of the "Future" baby.
EMBARRASSING!!! TI's Wife TINY Wore A VERY UNFLATTERING Blouse On The Red Carpet . . . . Girl It's Time To Get Some EXTRA STRENGTH SPANX For That GUT OF YOURS!!!
Date: Nov. 19
Somebody needs to say something, because that's not cute.
Video Vixen DEELISHIS Releases Text Messages That DRAKE SENT TO HER . . . And Drizzy's GAME IS VERY WEAK!!!
Date: Nov. 5
Everyone saw that coming.
IT'S GOING DOWN!! Precious Got Into A Fight With One Of Those LITTLE WHITE GIRLS On Her New Show
Date: Nov. 2
She can definitely take her.
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Tamar Braxton Had Another 'PROCEDURE' Done On Her Face . . . Now She Looks Like JOAN RIVERS IN THE FACE
Date: Nov. 5
How much is too much?
OH NO .. . . WHAT HAPPENED!!! Rihanna Musta Been Wearing TOO MUCH WEAVE . . . Cause Her Edges Are Almost As CHEWED UP AS NAOMI CAMPBELLS!!!
Date: Nov. 4
You're way too rich to be walking around with hair like that, girl.
Are We THE ONLY ONES Who Watched The Real Housewives LAST NIGHT . . . And Thought . .. Them CONTACTS Got Kenya's Eyes RED AS F*CK!!!
Date: Nov. 4
Yup, it was defintely the contacts.
NICKI MINAJ And K Michelle Performed ON THE SAME STAGE . . . There Was A Lot Of SILICONE On The Stage . . . But Who Got The BETTER BODY!!
Date: Nov. 3
And the winner is ...
=BEWARE . . . BEWARE . . . BEWARE!!!! We Have New CLOSE UP PICS Of Rapper Big Sean's Lips . . . And He Got A Bump Of HERPES-TYPE SORES All Over His Mouth!!!
Date: Nov. 2
You really should beware of a woman with a broken heart.
38. IT'S GOING DOWN!!! Radio Personality SWAY Almost PUNCHES KANYE WEST IN HIS FACE . . . After Yeezy Tries To TURN UP In The Radio Station!!!
Date: Nov. 27
About time someone told Yeezus to turn down.
SOOOOOO . . . We're Supposed To Believe That 'TEENAGE' Singer Lorde Is Only SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD . . . SERIOUSLY???
Date: Nov. 28
She should fire her publicist because this is just foolish.
You Can Tell That Kanye West Is STILL IN LUST With Kim . . . Check Out The LOOK ON HIS FACE . . . As He Stares At HER AZZ!!!
Date: Nov. 29
Can't blame him.
