Louis C.K. has never been much of an active tweeter, but that has all changed over the last week. After a strange, borderline-incoherent rant about aliens on Thursday, today the comedian took on a more popular subject: ISIS.
With the terrorist group frequently in the news over the last several weeks and months, C.K. clearly has had enough of their executions and generally horrible behavior. While it’s unclear what got him all worked up, here’s what Louis had to say on the subject this morning:
Oh, fuck you, ISIS. Sincerely please fuck each other in the mouth with forks. You're 7 year old boys. You're stupid. You suck.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
I'm 47. seen a lot of assholes. But these ISIS fuckfaces Are the worst. ISIS please drink Sunoco gas and then have a smoke.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Whether or not ISIS is really a bunch of Halliburton employees
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Or just homegrown raping marauding cunts they appear to be. Just really. Fuck them already. They stink.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014And now we start to see a level of cross-Twitter rant synergy that would make 30 Rock’s beloved Jack Donaghy burst with joy:
Fuck ISIS doesn't mean yay America. I'm not saying this as an American. I don't believe they're coming here. I'm a Martian.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
a Martian just like every displaced killed raped Iraqi Syrian by Assad bush saddam Cheney ISIS. The separation is an illusion.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
But right now. As a cranky guy reading the paper, Fuck ISIS in all 3 holes and make a fifth and fuck them there too.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
I mean a fourth hole. Sorry. Seriously sorry.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014He punctuated his rant with a positive, though, plugging someone who is not a terrorist group:
Also please everybody give shitloads of money to http://t.co/vgF16fp6Iz. They are a rarely good and blameless bunch.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014[via Twitter]
