Adam Sandler: Crushing Dick Jokes Since Middle School

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Celebrity yearbook photos are always a big hit, from Paul Ruddto Adam Driver to Chris Pratt. But thanks to Adam Sandler, we now know that you don’t just have to take ridiculous photos; you can also make a well-timed dick joke.

If you’re having a hard time reading the pretty poor handwriting, Sandler inscribed his dear friend Liz Reynolds’ yearbook thusly:

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My dear dear Renly,




In a couch you lay




In a chair I sat




With your my permission




You can feel my bat




I love you,




Adeem Saandlaar

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Somebody get that man a Pulitzer.

[via Vulture]