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America’s love affair with Chris Pratt has gotten to the point where it feels like we, collectively, are standing outside his bedroom window blasting Peter Gabriel from a boombox. It’s bad.
It was a great comfort for us to learn, then, that even the Guardians of the Galaxy star went through a pudgy/nerdy high school phase much like the rest of us. One of his former classmates took to Reddit and posted several yearbook photos of Pratt, and they’re spectacularly ridiculous.
[via Vulture]
Senior Year
Rocking a truly preposterous haircut just before graduation.
Junior Year
Looking similarly bangs-y here, and crushing that camo tee. Didn't his mom make him dress up for picture day?
...The Rest Is Just Details
Owning the “Fishing is Life” shirt here. Everyone had one of those shirts at some point, right?
Owning the Stage
Is this Grease? West Side Story? Why didn’t Pratt get a cool jacket? Why the Mr. Rogers-style cardigan? These are the things we need to know.
Ready to Rumble
Moves like this clearly foreshadow his career as Burt Macklin of the FBI.