Worldwide Wednesday: The 10 Hottest Alaskan Women
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the 10 hottest women from freeze-your-acorns-off Alaska
#10. Sarah Palin
Hometown: Wasilla
Claim to fame: Sure many claim she's a big reason John McCain lost the election to President Obama, but whatevs, this list is about beauty, not politics. She's had a porn video based on her, and more importantly, she's hands down the hottest vice presidential candidate the U.S has ever seen. Hot enough to vote for? We report, you decide!
#9. Divini Rae
Hometown: Fairbanks
Claim to fame: We're always told it's not about quantity, it's about quality. With that in mind, it doesn't matter that this "glamour model and actress" only has two-lines on her Wiki page, what matters is what they say: Playboy.
#8. Jessica Jaymes
Hometown: Anchorage
Claim to fame: If you haven't guessed by the alliteration of her name, she's a porn star.
BUT, she just isn't any ol' porn star on the interwebs, she's Hustler's first contract model and "Honey of the Year." Show some respect.
#7. Sonia Rockwell
Hometown: Anchorage
Claim to fame: Contrary to the titles in her filmography (Spread, The Erogenous Zone, Two and a Half Men), Sonia Rockwell is NOT an XXX thespian, nor is she a fetishist. She's usually more of a rated R kind of actress, but she dabbles in some TV-14s here and there. Dabble!
#6. Annie Parisse
Hometown: Anchorage
Claim to fame: If you don't remember her as one of the many intimidating A.D.A.'s on Law and Order, then we doubt you'll remember her as one of Kate Hudson's sidekicks in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Yet, we get the feeling you'll be lookin' out for her once it plays on basic cable for the 1,926,985th time. Hell, it's probably on right now.
#5. Ava Rose
Hometown: Sutton
Claim to fame: A career in the adult film industry is a family affair for Ava and her less successful little sister Mia. Ava's rackin' up yearly AVN nominations, inspiring her lil' sis to someday do the same. Their parents must be so proud.
#4. Jewel
Hometown: Homer
Claim to fame: When her career began, she was known as the homely yodeling girl who moved from an outhouse in Alaska into a traveling van. Now, she's made the most awkward genre-transition in music history, from the folksy "Who Will Save Your Soul?" to the synth-pop of "Intuition." Although her video may have simply been a jab at shallow pop stars, we still got a "rise" seeing her our of her normal earth-tone outfits.
#3. Colleen Shannon
Hometown: Pelican
Claim to fame: Not only was she Playboy's 50th anniversary month Playmate, but she's also "the world's sexiest" DJ. Yes, she actually spins records and doesn't just go-go dance around them. Hmm, we wonder if she does private engagements. For clarity, we mean Bar Mitzvah's and such, not like swingers party or orgies, sicko.
#2. Kate Earl
Hometown: Chugiak
Claim to fame: Oh look, a quaint, wholesome human being who isn't on Hef's payroll. Without a doubt, the half-Filipino/half-Dutch singer-songwriter is Alaska's best kept secret. She's already dropped two albums under Universal Republic, but someone needs to turn up the volume on her career, pronto. Her exposure is more justified than the Real Housewives gettin' air time with their trash-tastic 16th-minute-of-fame singles.
#1. Holly Madison
Hometown: Prince of Wales Island
Claim to fame: Thanks to her hometown tour with Kendra and Bridget on The Girls Next Door, the Oregon-born, Alaska-raised reality starlet is probably the most well-known current or former AK resident (aside from former vice presidential candidates). And since Holly seems a little less "high maintenance" than the aforementioned would-be veep, we're gonna give her the no. 1 spot.
