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Summer's here, and you'll know it's in full swing if you've stepped outside for the last two weeks. This kind of heat isn't good for anybody—except anyone who likes seeing girls in bikinis.
To celebrate, we've compiled a gallery of our favorite beach-ready bikini-clad ladies in video games. And trust us—the research that went into this was excruciatingly hard.
Enjoy! And if we missed any, we'd appreciate if you'd let us know in the comments or on Twitter. Don't forget a link!
bikini zombies
Bikini Zombies
Dead Island
So they're probably not our first choice, but at least they're pretty lively, considering, you know, the whole zombie thing.
hostess
Hostess
Dream Club Zero
Dream Club Zero is one of the most perverted games we've never played, and despite the bikinis we have no interest to. She has the face of an 11-year-old. It's kind of creepy.
duke caribbean
2D Babes in a 3D World
Duke Caribbean: Life's a Beach
If you haven't heard of this expansion pack for Duke Nukem 3D, you clearly didn't play enough FPS games in the 90s. If you had, you'd have been ogling like the rest of us.
mio
Mio
Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterful
Beating this survival horror game in the Xbox version won you sexy bikinis for the two leading ladies. Check out this Youtube video if you think that made it any less terrifying.
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Hot Dog Girl
Hot Dog King: A Fast Food Empire
Basically all you need to know about this one is that it was a business simulator, and that its original title was Hotdogs Hotgals. We're guessing she'd rather be outside than selling hot dogs. They could at least have let her push the cart!
reiko
Reiko
Rumble Roses series
The graphics in the Rumble Roses series can come off slightly wonky (see left), so we thought it would be nice to throw a higher-quality image in there as well to demonstrate just why we love Reiko.
outlaw volleyball
Every girl in it
Outlaw Volleyball
Outlaw Volleyball was sort of a lousy volleyball game, but there were plenty of other reasons to play it.
bayonetta
Bayonetta
poison ivy
Poison Ivy
Batman: Arkham Asylum
There are plenty of fucked up poisonous plants in the ocean, so we're guessing Ivy would feel right at home on the beach if she'd ever get out in the sun once in a while. Although we kind of dig her pale skin.
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Jade
Mortal Kombat series
Jade's outfits have certainly gotten more "interesting" over the years, culminating in this gem (emerald?) from Mortal Kombat 9.
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Lara Croft
Tomb Raider Underworld: Beneath the Ashes
It's a sign of the times we live in that the industry would pump out Tomb Raider titles featuring sex bomb Lara Croft and then make us pay to deck her out in a bikini in the DLC.
ivy
Ivy
Soul Calibur series
We can't resist that look in her eyes. You know, the one that says, "I'm definitely thinking about eating your face." Oh wait, it was her massive breasts we can't resist. The eyes terrify our souls.
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Forsworn warriors
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Okay, seriously Forsworn lady? You live on a god damned snowy mountain. Not to mention you're supposed to be ready for battle. There is no way that shit is appropriate attire.
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Rikku
Final Fantasy X-2
Rikku's new outfit was the number one reason to play Final Fantasy X-2.
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Finish line trophy girl
Cruis'n World
Who could forget the rapturous finish line trophy girl in the game too lazy to have a "the" in the title?
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Nikki Benz
Saints Row: The Third
Yes, that Nikki Benz. Saints Row 3 had plenty of skin in it already, but then Nikki and some of her esteemed colleagues joined in for the Penthouse DLC pack, and there was much rejoicing.
cammy
Cammy
Street Fighter series
Cammy is a staple of the Street Fighter series, and it's not difficult to see why.
aya
Aya
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Meet Aya. She's a samurai. She wears a bikini. And she's the leader of a whole squad of similarly talented/dressed women. They slay zombies. The end!
bikini girl
Bikini girl
Banjo Kazooie
Oh, Bikini Girl. How we wish we could have gotten to know you better. Instead, you just showed up at the end of the game to serve us cocktails and giant watermelons. Sigh.
sex vixens from space
Sex vixens…from space
Sex Vixens From Space
Admittedly, we've never played this wondrously conceived Amiga game, but all it takes is a quick Google image search to know that it's our favorite game ever. Look at those metal gladiator two-pieces! You can tell they mean business.
swimmer
Swimmer
Pokemon series
The female swimmer has been tickling our imaginations ever since she first showed up in the old school Pokemon games to unleash her wimpy Tentacool and Goldeen on us. Pikachu made short work of them, but she always stuck in our hearts.
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Juliet
Lollipop Chainsaw
There's no question as to exactly what Juliet's appeal is, and the extra costumes in Lollipop Chainsaw play directly to her strengths.
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Katy Perry
The Sims 3: Katy Perry's Sweet Treats
They're cupcakes. The sweet treats are cupcakes. Now get your mind out of the gutter and stare at Katy Perry with us.
dead or alive
Seriously all of them
Dead or Alive Xtreme series
We have spent long nights unhealthily obsessing over the girls of Dead or Alive, and the fan service in the Xtreme Beach Volleyball spin-offs is not helping us become better people. But really, people? You leave out the series' one black female from this image?
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Samus
Metroid series
It was the ultimate shock when, upon completing the original NES Metroid, it was revealed that the badass galactic bounty hunter was actually a woman: the now-beloved Samus. And that she looked smokin' in a 20-pixel two-piece.