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February is winding to a close, and the month known for Black History, Presidents' Day and romance offered us more classic moments in auto-correct FAIL history. Check out our list of February's 30 funniest screen-capture blunders from Damn You, AutoCorrect—a site notorious for collecting embarrassing mistakes and posting them to the web for your viewing pleasure. If there is one thing the world can take from this: Auto-correct shows no mercy. What will March bring?
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Foreplay 101
There's no reason you can't entertain and enter a girl all in the same night.
Sex My Crotch
Did her dad read it and think the text was awkward, or that he too needed his wife to sex his crotch?
The "I Failed English Class" Text
Hey, you should be able to enjoy martinis however you please.
You're Going To Like It. Trust Us.
Nevermind. No, you won't.
Culdesac FAIL
The next time your phone incorrectly auto-corrects you, just embrace like this dude. No matter how ridiculous.
Making Browines With The BF
This one may actually not be an auto-correct fail.
Because That's What Friends Are For
That's what friends are for, right?
The Latest New York Times Bestseller
She must type "FUCKILOVEPULPYJUICE" a lot if her iPhone suggested that over "Frankenstein."
Quality Mother-Son Time
No need to get so defensive, bro. Each family is different.
Wait, What?
We've heard of one-minute men, but damn, 19 seconds?
The New Auto Correct Workout Plan
This one seems more like a Freudian slip to us. Maybe, just maybe, dude was trying to drop some hints.
Sweet Tooth
There's no way the iPhone turned "apples" into "assholes." Just be honest about your wants and needs, dog.
The Tampon Patch, Where Dat At?
We're prettys sure the Tampon Patch would not be a fun place to visit.
MILF Texts Are The Best
Pics or it didn't happen.
Saturday Night Plans
Ducking auto-correct strikes again.
Apartment Hunting FAIL
Because just in case you don't get this apartment, at least you'll have something else to enjoy.
Dock, Definitely Dock!
You should probably stop doing all those hardcore drugs, bro.
Anus or Any?
The funny thing about this: She was reallt thinking "anus."
That New Wine Flavor is CRAY
Is "dick pus wine" a red or white? Asking for a friend.
Small What?
Friends are great, but damn if they aren't cruel sometimes. #neverforget
Sympathy FAIL
No words for this one. LMAO.
Pizza Sex Is The Best Kind of Sex
Are you compltely sure you're brother was "making" a pizza at 3am?
Erection in Aisle 7
Hey man, sometimes there is no stopping nature.
The Bisexual Baby Bowl
This might explain the Niners lost to the Ravens.
Topless At Walmart
For what it's worth, that doesn't sound like too bad of an idea.
Colon Cologne
Because nobody wants to know what Colon Cologne smells like.
Wipe Me Down?
Timing is everything, especially after professing undying love for your boo.
Weiner Time!
What can we say: When you're ready, you're ready.
Freaky Family
Hey, what you do with your family is your business. Just own it.
Doughnuts Not Dognuts
Because, you know, dognuts would be really nasty.
