The 15 Worst Reality Stars Turned Singers

Reality Show: The Hills
Failed Attempt at Music: “Superficial"
This would have been more endearing if Heidi marketed it as an SNL digital Short.

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Failed Attempt at Music: “On Display"
Gorga is essentially singing to defend herself against people watching her, but she expects people to listen to this song? That’s some Catch-22.

Reality Show: The Real World: New Orleans
Failed Attempt at Music: "Come On Be My Baby Tonight"
While Chappelle's rendition of this record is funny, the real version is hilarious. Unfortunately, it's nowhere to be found online. Tragic.

Reality Show: The Simple Life
Failed Attempt at Music: "Nothing in this World"
We’ll be honest, "Stars Are Blind" was kind of catchy. Then she proved it was a fluke with the rest of her terrible music.

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Failed Attempt at Music: “Real Close"
Yo, she performed this on Maury. That's all you need to know.

Reality Show: Jersey Shore
Failed Attempt at Music: “The Situation"
The Situation tried to give us the ultimate fist-pumping song when he released his self-titled single, “The Situation.” Emphasis on tried.

Reality Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Failed Attempt at Music: "Jam"
Has anyone ever sounded more bored on wax?

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of D.C.
Failed Attempt at Music: “Bump It"
Michaele was kicked off Celebrity Rehab because she had “no addiction” and “no reason to be there.” Well, according to her song “Bump It,” she's a dance-a-holic. That’s a very real disease, Dr. Drew.

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New York City
Failed Attempt at Music: "I Am Real"
This song would've gone viral had it been about his red leather pants instead of his fame and housewives talking behind his back.

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New York City
Failed Attempt at Music: “Chic, C’est la Vie"
She basically turned Chicken Soup for the Soul into a song. We're not buying self-powerment from a reality star.

Reality Show: Love and Hip Hop
Failed Attempt at Music: “Psychotic Bitch"
If you think you have family issues, we invite you to take a listen to “Psychotic Bitch,” where Mama Jones goes off on her son Jim Jones' girlfriend.

Reality Show: The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Failed Attempt at Music: “Tardy for the Party"
Ah, deadpan delivery burglar alarm beats. We're totally okay with never hearing this song again.

Reality Show: Britney & Kevin: Chaotic
Failed Attempt at Music: “Po Po Zao"
K-Fed is a man of mystery. The only explanation he provides for his single “Po Po Zao” is that it's a “Brazilian ass shaker.” We did our homework, and it’s Portuguese for “big butt.” Now the only mystery that remains is why Britney married him.

Reality Show: Jersey Shore
Failed Attempt at Music: “I’M HOT"
Her music debut sounds like a song that she wrote in middle school. Exhibit A: “I’m hot/Like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top.”

Reality Show: A Shot at Love
Failed Attempt at Music: “I Love U"
She's only the most annoying reality star ever. Her music is no different.