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Valentine's Day has a way of separating the men from the boys. Don't fall into the latter camp and roll up with a Shoebox card you got from Duane Reade, a box of Russell Stover chocolates wrapped in plastic with the price tag still affixed, and a prayer. She's not about that life. Instead, follow this simple three-step plan:
1. Make dinner reservations at a place she's mentioned in conversation.
2. Get a card and write actual sentences in it.
3. Buy her something sexy.
You can be sweet the other 364 days of the year. Here are the 11 Sexy Things You Should Buy Her This Valentine's Day.
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Monogrammed Padlock Charm
Click here to buy it now at Mark & Graham; $99
Sure, you could monogram this clasp with the date you met—if you don't want her to wear it. Instead, try getting a personal phrase engraved. Get it with the word "Flawless" on it, presented with a note that says you're thankful she "woke up like this."
Veuve Clicquot Rosé Bouquet by Belle Fleur
$125 + delivery fees in the New York area; Call: (212) 254-8703
Valentine's Day doesn't always have to mean a night out. This gorgeously-packaged bouquet lets her floss at her office, while the Rosé lets her know when business time really happens: tonight.
Jenna Leigh Soft Cup Bra and Garter Skirt
Click here to buy it now at Jenna Leigh; Bra, $100; Skirt, $100
No boring night has ever began with a garter skirt; it's an undisputed fact.
Ora
Click here to buy it now at Lelo, $169
With a combination of swirls, soft flicks, and waves of pulsation through silicone, Ora is meant to mimic the experience of oral sex. Just like the rest of Lelo's line, it also has a sleek, modern design that will distinguish it from everything else she has in her nightstand.
Heather Open Back Midi Dress
Click here to buy it now at Revolve, $154
Business in the front and a party in the back. This dress's secret reveal is subtle enough to entice during an elegant dinner. You did make dinner reservations, right?
Tocca Cleopatra Perfume
Click here to buy it now at Tocca, $68
Please don't get her a perfume with "princess" in its name. "Pharaoh" is more like it. Cleopatra—an intoxicating blend of fresh grapefruit, patchouli, amber and musk—is as complex and layered as she is.
Mira Longline Bra and Brief
Click here to buy it now at Fortnight; Bra, $110; Bikini, $48
Because leaving some skin under wraps is the best way to get excited about the unwrapping part.
Paris Necklace
Click here to buy it now at Mark & Graham, $150
One day, you'll be able to whisk her away for a weekend stroll along the Seine. Until then, this whimsical necklace will have to do.
Boudoir Blooms Champagne Bra and Hip Tanga
Click here to buy it now at OnGossamer, Bra; $48; Panties, $20
Didn't think nude could be sexy? Wait until you see how this vintage-fitted lace tanga hugs her hips.
Typewriter Drop-Shoulder Sleep Tunic
Click here to buy it now at Honeydew, $38
There's a fine line between sweet and sexy, and this cheek-grazing nightie walks it with ease.
Camellia Bralette and Lace Hipster
Click here to buy it now at Honeydew, Bralette, $30; Hipster, $16
Even if she's not one to strut in her stilettos, this demure set may inspire her to break out her runway walk.