
In what some might consider a head-exploding case of cosmic irony, Kim Kardashian, famous rich woman, says her daughter with superstar rapper husband Kanye West, North, will have to get a job. Not yet, because she's 1 and that's technically illegal, but someday.
In the cover story for the London Evening Standard's ES Magazine, Kardashian says she plans to raise her daughter the way she was raised: with wealthy parents who expect her to get her own money to buy her own ridiculously expensive luxury items.
“I saved up for this Dolce & Gabbana dress I really wanted, or like in high school these Prada shoes that my parents wouldn’t buy me ... And I remember they were $400, and I had to save for the entire year to get them ... We didn’t get anything [from my parents], we had to get a job if we wanted it. So I was working in a clothing store and I would save and save.”
“I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North’s] first job is gonna be. And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is.' She will have to work for what she wants."
Here are a few suggestions off the top for a good first job for a teenage North West.
- Fast food worker
- The Steve Jobs of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture
- Babysitter
- Dope on a rope
- Grocery store cashier
- A video game
- Mow neighbors lawns
- Complete awesomeness at all times