While the sentiment of "just vaccinate your damn kids" is rising, unvaccinated kids still need to go to school somewhere, right? And what if these kids don't want to feel isolated from other kids due to their parent's decision? Conan O'Brien has a solution: put them in a bubble; and colorful rainbow t-shirts that designate their potential to carry disease. Everyone can see how special your child is by not being able to come within a specified distance. What is this magical place? Kind Hearts Day Care. But you can't sign up. You just gotta vaccinate your damn kids.
As for the actual debate about what to do with public schools and vaccination, we can roll you on over to some other sites. We're just here to deliver the funnies.
[via The Daily Dot]
