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If, for whatever reason, you're unfamiliar with who Paulina Gretzky is—as if her last name wasn't a dead giveaway—she's the 24-year-old daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky. And since popping up on our Instagram feeds back in August of 2011, our "Hot Complex" girl, and super-racy selfie taking Instagramigist (Sorry, Paulina. That's what we're going with today) has pretty much made her photo gallery virtual thirst trap. Seriously. We've seen the kind of drought Rihanna caused on the photo-sharing social network, as well as the parched game Kim Kardashian brought out, so it was only right we share the thirst we found from the super-socialite to be. Take a look at The 25 Thirstiest Comments on Paulina Gretzky's Instagram.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
For even more thirst, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr.
LIKE COMPLEX TECH ON FACEBOOK
Date Thirst Rape
Thirst Offender: nickdacosta89
Ummm, there are some things you shouldn't share nor admit to online. This is one of them.
#99
Thirst Offender: mnapoli8
Quite possibly the wittiest bit of thirst, ever. Good try, good effort.
Pin U Up
Thirst Offender: huntluck
Or, you could work on your spelling.
Marry Me Up
Thirst Offender: bodet_u
Note to all men: Don't say this shit. Ever.
#GimmiDaDidgets
Thirst Offender: mycman100
What's worse is this guy will likely leave "da didgets" in his next comment.
Trade It All
Thirst Offender: telmosse
Your life, bro? Really?
The Leap of Faith
Thirst Offender: ayoo_cisco
Where's the creativity? The thoughtfulness? What happened to thirst? Nowadays, dudes just cut straight to the point.
Give The Thirster Some
Thirst Offender: thirtysomething
The awkward moment when you thought his screenname was thirstysomething.
"Like" Issues
Thirst Offender: casualcam
Not only is this thirsty, this is actually sad.
We Didn't Need To Know
Thirst Offender: shaunnorris
Some things, you just keep to yourself. Not this guy.
Face Plant
Thirst Offender: mikebarrio
I mean, it wouldn't be a true "thirstiest comments" piece without one of these, right?
Yoga Mat
Thirst Offender: jproctcu
No words.
Face Plant Pt. 2
Thirst Offender: geoffreylandry
Of course you do.
#UWantMyAddress
Thirst Offender: huntah1
Offering to give our your home address on Instagram? That's boarding the line of obessive stalker and thirst offender.
Asian Persuasion
Thirst Offender: oliveortwist
This is just pathetic, bro.
Lock Jaw
Thirst Offender: johnnymaxim
We can't help but laugh.
You Got Me Thirsty
Thirst Offender: shabootydotcom
Sometimes the thirst literally writes itself.
In My Next Life
Thirst Offender: marcmontini
Cats these days...
Dog...
Thirst Offender: the_dude8
And you wonder why women call men dogs. Because some of us actually want to be them.
I Got a (Thirsty) Story To Tell
Thirst Offender: simondexter
Apparently, guys are still out here writing in Instagram comments.
Playboy
Thirst Offender: calogerovino
TMI, playboy. TMI.
One Week Only
Thirst Offender: vndre_phvrmv
The whole "sit on my face" thing will always leave baffle us.
#CanIDrillYou
Thirst Offender: supletramp
You can't honestly think you're pulling chicks with this.
My Name Is My Name
Thirst Offender: can_i_have_sex_with_you
Thanks to dude's screen name, we saw where this was going even before actually reading the comment.
Barrel Bender
Thirst Offender: hertz1169
No, we don't know what you're sayin'.
