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Come on now. You really didn't think we were going to deliver you the Thirstiest Women's Halloween Costumes on Instagram and not show you the thirsty comments that came along with them, did you? Not to forget, on the thirstiest calendar day of the year? This is really the only day women can go out and sport the skimpiest outfits known to man and pretty much get away with it. And with Instagram making it so easy for these super attention-seeking women to show-off their half-naked 'fits, desperate messages from lonely and just straight up perverted guys were pretty much inevitable.
From the celebrities who got things cracking early over the weekend to the pseudo-celebrities and models with over 50k followers who are just super poppin' on the photo sharing site, here are: The 25 Thirstiest Celebrity Halloween Costume Comments on Instagram.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
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Splash In That
Victim: kimkardashian
Thirst Offender: mynamesleon
He's upped the thirst ante by adding the Emoji's.
#ArrestMeNOW
Victim: pmgypsy (Paulina Gretzky)
Thirst Offender: radoms
He's taking two Ls here.
Skimpy Something Pt. 1
Victim: sheridynfisher
Thirst Offender: kosherkash
Try and imagine how many times this question has been asked to her.
Skimpy Something Pt. 2
Victim: sheridynfisher
Thirst Offender: diegomorenoh
We're glad you can.
Kitty Kat
Victim: lala (Lala Anthony)
Thirst Offender: everybody_knows_baloo
One of the thousands of comments we see coming every day.
The Fertilizer
Victim: sodraya (Draya Michele)
Thirst Offender: i_c_u_lookin
This is actually pretty funny.
#IllBreakHer
Victim: aubreyoday
Thirst Offender: jaystreezy
And judging by the football gear you're wearing in your avi, we don't doubt for a second that you would.
Groans & Squirts
Victim: rosaacosta
Thirst Offender: woodywood_peck_her
After reading your screenname, your comment doesn't surprise us one bit.
Rescue Me
Victim: jheneaiko
Thirst Offender: chipcoski
Fellas, y'all need to grow some and quit asking chicks to rescue y'all.
Maliah, He's on Fire...
Victim: maliahspics
Thirst Offender: 180rae
The thirsty have become so creative these days.
Unicorn
Victim: lucyhale89
Thirst Offender: trentalden29
And what you want to do with her when she's drunk, we don't want to know.
Whips
Victim: pmgypsy (Paulina Gretzky)
Thirst Offender: atrombouks
No words.
Vampire Life
Victim: katyperry84
Thirst Offender: q_capone
We've seen this one before. Always disgusting.
No Lie
Victim: melissamolinaro
Thirst Offender: ryan_kissel
We'd say spare yourself your finger but why the heck would you listen to us?
'Til Thirst Do Us Part
Victim: jessicaburciaga
Thirst Offender: mmexpd
You're out here thirsting for your life to women on Instagram. Why would you put up a fight?
Faceplant
Victim: christinamilian
Thirst Offender: yung_ced10
Yeah, what's a thirsty comment without one of these?
Asian Persuasion
Victim: denycelawton
Thirst Offender: oliveortwist
Spare the whole world the details, bro.
Devil Horns
Victim: chanelwestcoast
Thirst Offender: cbovenzi
Whether it's "the best" or "the worst," it's thirst.
Wonder Woman
Victim: toyawright
Thirst Offender: ahodges76
Again, the guy who just can't resist being rescued.
Thug Thirst Life
Victim: golden_barbie (Jasmine Sanders)
Thirst Offender: treekillerjr
Son, what are you even saying right now?
Two Face
Victim: yaris_sanchez
Thirst Offender: jermbrownaustin
This is what you call: Sissy thirst.
Sexy Bride
Victim: sodraya (Draya Michele)
Thirst Offender: trizzytray
Chill out, though.
Sexy Joker
Victim: claudiasampedro_
Thirst Offender: lilgremlin13
The respect becomes void after you say "with all the respect in tha world."
Thirst Trap Police
Victim: mony_monn
Thirst Offender: rtd_sam1
Really the only time dudes would beg to be pulled over by a cop.
Pretty Little Thirsty
Victim: shaym (Shay Mitchell)
Thirst Offender: baddmonkey
And then he found that she had to also be rocking the afro. SMH.