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A few days ago, Complex showed you the 25 thirstiest Halloween costumes women would be wearing this year. From the sexy lumberjack costume to the sexy watermelon costume and even the "sexy," nightmare-inducing blow-up doll costume, it was easy to see that those suffering from the thirst—a.k.a. those whose cravings for attention and sex have reached insatiable proportions—would have no shortage of options for Halloween.
So now, as Halloween weekend concludes and everyone is nursing their hangovers, we go a step further and look around to see how the thirsty fared. Of course, the main place that those suffering from the condition chose to chronicle their plight was Instagram—probably because it's a fact of life that hipster filters make everyone look better. As expected, some weren't the most creative costume concepts, but there's no denying that what they lack in imagination is more than made up for by their undeniable, practically palpable thirst.
Wipe off that costume makeup, get your head right with a bloody mary, and check out Complex's picks for The Thirstiest Women's Halloween Costumes on Instagram.
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Compiled by Tanya Ghahremani (@tanyaghahremani)
@b_michelle_19
This particular thirsty female has a thing for seamen.
@krysstalj
And this, now, is how plots for pornos are born.
@missnicki_xo
She just wants to make all them timbers shiver.
@robynm27_x
She just wants to leave no doubts about what her intentions are. It's almost respectable, in a way.
@xoashleee4
This particular thirsty female is taking the concept of a "most wanted" list too seriously.
@prettyinink_dom
True confessions: Would you have paid more attention in Bible study if you knew Eve was hot? Remember, here, we don't judge.
@claratarium
God bless the patriotic thirsty female.
@lani_bunny
These two would like to make sure everyone knows they are hot. The true thirsty female leaves no base uncovered.
@cassluxx
The thirsty female can be prone to some bouts of supernatural strength due to her sympathetic nervous system releasing an influx of adrenaline—yeah bitch, science!—so we wouldn't advise not taking this one seriously.
@kaaybaay
This image bears a caption containing "#modernart." Van Gogh's art wasn't appreciated until after his death, so maybe we're just not seeing something here.
@mmmayababy
She's a slave to her thirst.
@mcfxcknbreezy
Like a modern day siren's song, this thirsty female lures her unsuspecting prey in by making everyone wonder how creative she can get with those handcuffs.
@ardankwong
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
@cdonie05
Sexy peacock, or just missing her outfit? You decide!
@ksoap
If you ask her, Dr. Seuss stories just weren't provocative enough.
@itskayk
She's very adept at riding.
@brytnei_elle
You know what would be really sexy? If we got rid of the skin altogether. Said no one EVER. Except, like, Ed Gein.
@allaboutalix
The wise philosopher Liz Lemon once said that it is not a walk of shame, it is instead a "stride of pride."
@heathermichalak
The Dark Knight rises indeed.
@brandyannmodel
She worked really hard on that hairless cat costume, OK?
@funsized002
Would you wife her up?
@eva_amar
When thirsty, there's not much room for profound costume interpretations. She's a dirty cop in the very literal sense.
@miss_vee22
You know the thirst is bad when you have to ask yourself, is this even a costume, or just an excuse to wear lingerie in public?
@bryantoddxo
In times of desperation, the thirsty female may get sloppy with her presentation. For instance, the caption for this image explains that this is supposed to suffice for a Cheshire cat costume.
