What a guy Donald Trump is. What. A. Guy. He's here to distract us from the shit show we're in for once President Obama leaves office. After saying Mexico is sending drugs, crimes, and rapists to America—which resulted in him losing money from his Miss USA Pageant and getting dumped by NBC—he still believes he can win the Latino vote should he get the GOP nomination. In his warped state of being, Trump toldNBC News:
"I have great relationship with the Mexican people...I have many legal immigrants working for me, many of them come from Mexico. They love me, I love them."
Such a beautiful, abusive relationship he has with those hardworking Latinos. As one of the Latinos in the Complex office, I have five ways Trump can win our vote:
- Give every Latino in America $1,000,000
- Name a casino after Alex Rodriguez aka the GOAT Latino of All-Time
- Make Rosie Perez his Vice President
- Kiss Jennifer Lopez's ass on national television
- Go on Fox News, smack Bill O'Reilly, and give Puerto Rico its independence from the tyrannical tentacles of the United States
I think he can make these things happen. You can do anything if you're a white billionaire conservative in America.
Update 7/8/15 (3:22 p.m.): Donald Trump is scheduled to visit Los Angeles Friday, and the Latinos he believes he's friendly with aren't acting according to his delusions. The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles is beginning a social media campaign against Trump ahead of his arrival, LA Weeklyreports.
