One of the best accounts on Twitter right now is @AmznMovieRevws, which posts some of the most absurd, SMH-worthy film reviews you'll ever read. Not that blithe, overly critical, off-the-cuff commentary is limited to Amazon, but there's just something special about the way those reviews capture this generation's desire—no, need—to say something, regardless of what that something is.
So as you can imagine, the customer review section of Selfish, Kim Kardashian's new book of selfies, is a treasure trove. Just three days after the book came out, there are already a ton of reviews on this thing (if you're wondering, the book currently has just over two stars). Trolls and stans alike truly have been honing their Internet game for years just for this moment.
But to save you the trouble of scrolling through 10 pages worth of comments (and many more typos), we put together a list of the all-stars right here.