Not that we should automatically care or anything, but Paris Hilton has emitted some words about Lindsay Lohan and that's enough for an article.
During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Hilton was asked to say "three nice things" about Lohan during a round of Plead the Fifth shenanigans.
"She's beyond," Hilton initially said, inspiring an assessment of subdued niceness from host Andy Cohen. Then, Hilton finished the thought. "Lame and embarrassing," she said, which is a compelling choice of words given that Watch What Happens Live is routinely both of those things at once.
In separate segments, Hilton discussed her current relationship with former The Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie and, for an after-show bit, she talked Kardashians. Perhaps both clips will be embedded below.
Previously, during a December interview with Cohen, Hilton revealed Lohan had "totally party-crashed" an event that resulted in a now classic Britney Spears-featuring photo circa 2006.
"She just, like, squeezed in and I didn't want to humiliate her in front of all the paparazzi and be like 'Get out of my car!' so I was like 'Whatever,'" Hilton recalled.
Hilton recently shot a video for her celebratory Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike collab "Best Friend's Ass," an imminent visual that's set to feature an appearance from Kim Kardashian.