If marveling at how people with no capability of understanding the current average American experience spend their money-infused holiday season is of interest to you, then the asshole-ishly written article about the Kardashian Khristmas party you're starting up now is definitely the one for you.

To be fair, seeing Tyler, the Creator and Kanye West engage in snow-related festivities does strike a certain joy in one's heart. I mean, seeing Ye hit a sled atop a man-made hill is surely a top 2018 moment for me and other fans still frustrated by his era of MAGAing. As for the rest of the night's proceedings, well, I'll leave that all up to you. 

Other attendees of the annual throwdown (which Kardashian-fueled news outlet E! notes was held this year at the Kardashian-Wests' residence) included the legend Dave Chappelle, recent Lindsay Lohan photo backstory provider Paris Hilton, Babyface, Dame Dash, Jennifer Lopez, and more. John Legend, who dropped his holiday-themed A Legendary Christmas album back in October, also came through for a special Christmas-themed performance.

Here's social media documentation of all the above, including photos and videos you very easily could have found on your own without any help from me:

Anyway, regardless of what you do or don't believe, I hope you and yours have a great f*cking day.