If marveling at how people with no capability of understanding the current average American experience spend their money-infused holiday season is of interest to you, then the asshole-ishly written article about the Kardashian Khristmas party you're starting up now is definitely the one for you.

To be fair, seeing Tyler, the Creator and Kanye West engage in snow-related festivities does strike a certain joy in one's heart. I mean, seeing Ye hit a sled atop a man-made hill is surely a top 2018 moment for me and other fans still frustrated by his era of MAGAing. As for the rest of the night's proceedings, well, I'll leave that all up to you. 

 

Kanye going down the sled! 🤣

A post shared by Kim Kardashian Snapchat 🍑 (@kimkardashiansnap) on Dec 25, 2018 at 6:03am PST

Other attendees of the annual throwdown (which Kardashian-fueled news outlet E! notes was held this year at the Kardashian-Wests' residence) included the legend Dave Chappelle, recent Lindsay Lohan photo backstory provider Paris Hilton, Babyface, Dame Dash, Jennifer Lopez, and more. John Legend, who dropped his holiday-themed A Legendary Christmas album back in October, also came through for a special Christmas-themed performance.

 

Okay queens

A post shared by Kim Kardashian Snapchat 🍑 (@kimkardashiansnap) on Dec 24, 2018 at 7:55pm PST

Here's social media documentation of all the above, including photos and videos you very easily could have found on your own without any help from me:

 

Merry Christmas 🎄

A post shared by Kim Kardashian Snapchat 🍑 (@kimkardashiansnap) on Dec 25, 2018 at 6:57am PST

 

CHRISTMAS EVE SQUAD 📸 @kimkardashian

A post shared by TeamKanyeDaily (@teamkanyedaily) on Dec 24, 2018 at 9:09pm PST

 

😁 + DADYE. #ChristmasEve

A post shared by TeamKanyeDaily (@teamkanyedaily) on Dec 24, 2018 at 8:44pm PST

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

KIMYE 🖤 #ChristmasEve

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Anyway, regardless of what you do or don't believe, I hope you and yours have a great f*cking day.