As the world falls apart around us, and as we continue to question the very nature of human connection and existence at large, finding painfully temporary solace in a round of good-natured Twitter mocking often feels like a necessity. Today, the honor goes to T.D. Jakes, Potter's House pastor and apparent abstinence fan.
Not to fear: Your resident atheist isn't going to spend this article resident atheist-ing. Instead, we're going to fall short of our preferred word count by pointing out all the jokes the above tweet from Jakes' official Twitter account inspired.
From there, Jakes' choice of preaching attire resulted in a few more Migos-related puns and a Kroger nod. See for yourself below, or don't. If you're on the fence, just ask yourself: What would Jesus do? You know damn well he'd look at the tweets.