On Wednesday night, Adam Sandler went fully incognito for the purpose of belting out some songs for commuters on the New York City subway. Depending on your opinion of Sandler, this either made the unenviable task of taking the notorious MTA slightly more bearable or far more aggravating than it already is.

Now, the audio on TMZ's footage isn't the clearest, but it sounds like the comic/actor/comic-actor sang about wearing shorts, something morbid about his in-law's baby, and also about his dad fucking him in the eye. Considering all the weirdos vying for attention in the subway, we'd say he got a pretty good turn-out:

TMZ adds that Sandler's musical performance came after he did Comic Strip Live as part of a massive deal he has with Netflix:

(Semi) viral buzz achieved.